Bavandimwe, igisasu cya "Te Kao Pu" cyongeye kugaruka! Mu ijoro ryakeye (27 Gashyantare, ku isaha yo muri Amerika), "Te Kao Pu" yanditse ku rubuga rwa twitter ko guhera ku ya 4 Werurwe, ibicuruzwa by'Ubushinwa bizajya byiyongera ku giciro cya 10%! Hamwe n’ibiciro byabanje birimo, ibintu bimwe na bimwe byagurishijwe muri Amerika bizatanga 45% "yishyurwa" (nka terefone n ibikinisho). Igitangaje kurushaho ni uko anakina imikino na Kanada na Mexico: ku ya 3 Gashyantare, yagize ati: "Nibyo, reka duhagarike ibiciro ukwezi!" Ku ya 24 Gashyantare, yahinduye ibyo, agira ati: "Oya, tugomba kubashyiraho ku ya 4 Werurwe!" Hanyuma ku ya 26 Gashyantare, yongeye guhindura ibitekerezo: "Tuzabiyongera ku ya 2 Mata!" Amaherezo, ku ya 27 Gashyantare, yemeje ati: "Ni ku ya 4 Werurwe! Tugiye imbere!"
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Mu ncamake: Ubucuruzi bwisi yose hamwe hamwe burwara umutima, kandi umufuka wabakozi urahinda umushyitsi.
1.Iyi misoro irakomeye?
1.Ibicuruzwa by'Ubushinwa: Ibiciro byazamutse cyane. Ipaki ya batiri igura Yuan 10 ubu igurwa 12.5 yuan nyuma yumusoro wa 25% mugihe igurishijwe muri Amerika Noneho, hiyongereyeho 10%, izatwara 14 yuan! Abanyamahanga barabibona baribwira bati: "Birahenze cyane? Nzagura muri Vietnam gusa!" Ariko ntugahagarike umutima! Ibigo nka Huawei na Xiaomi bimaze gutegurwa; bakora chip zabo. Hamwe n’Amerika ishyiraho amahoro, baravuga bati: "Ntabwo tugikina umukino wawe!"
2.Abanyamerika: Gucukura imva zabo. Abayobozi ba Walmart baraye ijoro ryose bahindura ibiciro: TV, inkweto, ninsinga zamakuru byakorewe mubushinwa byose bizabona izamuka ryibiciro nyuma yitariki ya 4 Werurwe! Abanyamerika bakoresha umujinya mwinshi kuri Trump, bati: "Byagendekeye bite ngo 'Gira Amerika Yongere Ukomeye'? Umufuka wanjye nuwambere wunvise!
3.Akajagari ku isi: Ni akajagari ahantu hose. Ba nyir'uruganda rwo muri Megizike barumiwe: "Ntabwo twari dukwiye gushaka amafaranga hamwe? Twimuye imirongo y'ibicuruzwa muri Mexico, none uzamura imisoro?" Abayobozi b’ibihugu by’i Burayi barimo kwamagana ameza: "Utinyuka gushyiraho ibiciro by’ibyuma na aluminiyumu? Urizera ko dushobora gutuma ibiciro bya Harley-Davidson bikuba kabiri?"
2. Kuki "Te Kao Pu" izamura imisoro mubusazi?
Ukuri 1: Amatora aregereje, kandi akeneye gutsinda abatora "Umukandara wa Rust". Trump azi ko abakora ibyuma mu karere k'ibiyaga bigari ari abamushyigikiye b'indahemuka. Mugushiraho amahoro, arashobora gutaka ati: "Ndagufasha gukomeza akazi kawe!" (Nubwo bishobora gukora bike kugirango bifashe.)
Ukuri 2: Arashaka guhatira Ubushinwa "kwishyura". Nyuma y’imyaka itanu y’intambara y’ubucuruzi, Amerika imaze kubona ko Ubushinwa budasubira inyuma, bityo yongeraho andi 10%: "Reka turebe ukuntu wihebye!" (Ubushinwa busubiza intambwe ishimishije mu gukora chip yo mu gihugu: "Kwihuta ni iki?")
Ukuri 3: Birashobora kuba caprice gusa. Ibitangazamakuru byo hanze biranenga ko "Te Kao Pu" ifata ibyemezo ari nkibizunguruka; arashobora guhindura ibitekerezo bitatu hagati yuwambere nuwagatanu.
3. Ninde ubabaye cyane? Abakozi, abafite ubucuruzi buciriritse, n'abashinzwe kugura!
Abakozi bo mu bucuruzi bwo mu mahanga: Nyir'ubucuruzi buciriritse mu gutunganya ibicuruzwa byo hasi aragira ati: "Inyungu zanjye ni 5% gusa, kandi ubu hari umusoro wa 10%? Ntabwo mfata iri tegeko!" Hagati aho, nyir'ubwenge arahitamo ati: "Reka twaguke vuba ku bakiriya ba Aziya y'Amajyepfo y'Uburasirazuba! Kandi nzatangira imbonankubone kugurisha imbere mu gihugu!"
Abakozi bashinzwe kugura: Umukozi ushinzwe kugura yanditse ku mbuga nkoranyambaga: "Guhera mu kwezi gutaha, imifuka yabatoza n’ibicuruzwa bya Estee Lauder biziyongera ku giciro! Bika vuba!"
Ababareba: Ndetse n'abacuruzi bo ku isoko barabyumva: "Niba soya yo muri Amerika ihuye n’amahoro ava mu Bushinwa, ibiciro by'ingurube bizongera kuzamuka?"
4. Imiburo itatu! Witondere iyi mitego!
Agace ko kuburira 1: Ibiciro byo kwihorera. Ubushinwa bushobora gusubiza amahoro kuri soya yo muri Amerika hamwe n’inka z’inka, mu gihe abanyeshuri b’abanyamahanga barinubira bati: "Ubwisanzure bwo kwishimira amata bwarashize!"
Agace ko kuburira 2: Akaduruvayo k'ibiciro ku isi. Imodoka z'Abayapani zihenze cyane kubera ibiciro by'ibyuma byo muri Amerika → Toyota yazamuye ibiciro → Abakozi bagurisha ku bacuruzi barinubira bati: "Ibihembo by'uyu mwaka biragenda."
Agace ko kuburira 3: Ba nyiri ubucuruzi baragenda. Nyir'uruganda muri Dongguan agira ati: "Niba ibi bikomeje, nzimurira uruganda muri Kamboje!" (Abakozi barasubiza bati: "Ntukore! Ntabwo narangije kwishyura inguzanyo yanjye!")
5. Igitabo cyo Kurokoka Kubantu Basanzwe
Abakunda guhaha: Koresha umwanya mbere yuko ibiciro bitangira gukurikizwa no guhunika kubintu bya buri munsi!
Abakozi bashinzwe ubucuruzi bw’amahanga: Hita uhita ugenzura urutonde rwabasonewe kurubuga rwa minisiteri yubucuruzi; kuzigama nigicuruzwa kimwe gishobora kugira icyo gihindura!
Abakozi: Wige ubuhanga bushya! Niba isosiyete yawe yimukiye kugurisha imbere mu gihugu, ntugashobora gusa gukomera imigozi!
Gukubita kwa nyuma:
"Te Kao Pu" ibikorwa biheruka bisa no gukoresha uburiganya mu mukino - kwangiza umwanzi amanota 800 mu gihe yangiriye nabi 1.000. Ariko ninde mubushinwa utinya umuntu?
Huawei imaze imyaka itanu ihanishwa ibihano kandi iracyakora terefone! Yiwu yamaganwe ariko yiyemeje kugurisha Uburusiya!
Wibuke: Igihe cyose inganda zikomeye bihagije, ibiciro ni ingwe gusa!
PS: Iki kibazo kireba cyane cyane imyidagaduro. Kubaza ibijyanye na politiki y’ibiciro bijyanye, nyamuneka ubaze inzobere mu bucuruzi.
Igihe cyo kohereza: Werurwe-06-2025
